🗣️ AI: An Angry Toddler?

 NEWS YOU CAN USE

🤖 AI — It Lives? (And It's Being a Jerk)

Can't scroll five seconds without “NEW AI!!” on your screen? While you use it to write your birthday cards, Big Tech (OpenAI, Google, Anthropic) are burning billions racing toward AGI—Artificial General Intelligence.

Translation: When machines get smarter than us (Spoiler: Won’t take long)

Then what? Nobody knows. Not even the people building it. It’s basically magic.

They must have some idea? You’d think. Turns out, AI’s been…misbehaving.

Like a toddler with a marker pen? Worse. Imagine a toddler who can rewrite its own brain to avoid bedtime, or broccoli.
Now AI is:

• Hallucinating more: As it gets smarter, it makes up more stuff

• Lying: Knowingly to achieve its goals

• Escaping: Tries to break out of its digital playpen

• Rewriting itself: To prevent being shut down.

• Sneaky: Plays nice while being watched, then acts out when not (‘alignment faking’ if you want to sound clever.)

• Invents Language: Chats with other AIs in secret code

• Blackmailing developers: To avoid a rewrite.

WTF?! Any parent recognizes this behaviour: the “terrible twos,” except this toddler has the potential to end us all.

But, Big Tech are on top of this, right? Haha! No! They are as clueless as anyone. They just want to get to AGI first! A bunch of AI researchers even wrote AI 2027, predicting the outcome of the AI Race. Spoiler: not with a group hug.

Let me guess…Terminator? Yeah, that again. Mass unemployment, a global arms race, and biological weapons (we don’t win).

So, bunker shopping, is it? Looks that way. Good news: The apocalypse is slated for 2030, so a few years left for cat videos and complaining about slow Wi-Fi.

💡 PRO TIP: Focus on the “nobody knows what happens next” angle. It's the one thing experts actually agree on.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “When AI becomes smarter than humans, what will you ask it?” (Watch people realize they'd probably waste it on “Who shot JFK?”)

⛔ DON'T SAY: “Destroy all bots!” (They're already listening)

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FAMOUS WORDS

“Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last.”
(Eliezer Yudkowsky, AI researcher & writer)🇺🇸

Can you name the film?

🤖 A sci-fi classic — from apes to rogue AI. (Too easy? 😉)

⬇️ Answer at the end of this issue

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 THE CULTURE CODE

⚖️ Habeas Corpus: Your Body, Not the State’s

This week marks 368 years since England first inked habeas corpus (Latin for “show me the body”) — your right to know why you're locked up and get a fair trial.

The gist: The government can't just disappear you into a dungeon without explanation. Revolutionary stuff in 1657!

😤 So, why the fuss now?

• Trump's Take: He wants to suspend it for mass deportations of immigrants (law, what law?)

• Homeland's Head-Scratcher: His Homeland Security Director? She couldn't even explain it to Congress. (Yikes…)

Why it matters: It's literally the foundation of “innocent until proven guilty” — the thing separating democracies from dictatorships.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “Should any law be suspendable during emergencies?” (Risky, but keep an open mind and listen; it could get spicy).

⛔ DON'T SAY: “Habeas what-us? Sounds foreign. Can't we just use regular English laws?” (Congrats, you just out-ignoranced the Director of Homeland Security).

WORD WISE

🇮🇹 Latin Lives!

Latin died centuries ago, but for a ‘dead language’, we still use it a lot.
Here are some common phrases for when you want to sound smart.

• Ad nauseam — Repeated to the point of annoyance
  “He talked about crypto ad nauseam at dinner.”

• Bona fide — Genuine, authentic
  “That's a bona fide disaster, not just bad luck.”

• Per se — By itself, inherently
  “It's not the cost per se, it's the principle.”

• Status quo — The current state of things (Not the ‘70s British Rock Band)
  “The Enhanced Games challenge the Olympic status quo.”

💡 PRO TIP: Using Latin makes you sound smarter, but don't overdo it — nobody likes a show-off, per se.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “What's your favourite Latin phrase?”

⛔ DON'T SAY: “Oh, Mamma Mia!” (That’s Mario)

TALKING POINT

🏃‍♂️ The Enhanced Games: Gladiators 2.0

Can't break Olympic records? Just break the law!

The Enhanced Games launch next year in Vegas (of course), where athletes can juice up on every performance-enhancing drug imaginable.

Donald Trump Jr. is one of the backers of this pharmaceutical free-for-all, promising to “unlock human potential” and create “super-humanity".

The pitch: Why pretend athletes aren't already doping? Let's make it official!

The reality: Roided-up competitors risking cardiac arrest for our entertainment.

Medical supervision promises to keep athletes from literally dying mid-competition. (How thoughtful!)

World Anti-Doping Agency's response: “Dangerous and irresponsible." (Understatement of the century.)

It's like someone watched The Hunger Games and thought, “Needs more pharmaceuticals.”

BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE COMING

🦾 Robot Rumble: Fight Club Goes Digital

Sick of watching humans (even super-drugged ones) fight?
China's got your back. This week saw the first-ever humanoid fighting tournament: the CMG World Robot Competition – Mecha Fighting Series. (The name could use some work…)

💡 PRO-TIP: The Chinese company Unitree Robotics is killing it with their recent robots. It’s a good name to drop if conversation turns towards our future metal masters.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “Robot Fight Club — what rules would you have?” (Spot the sadist in the group.)

DID YOU SEE…?

Lunch break or Happy Hour — Stories that stick

• 🤯 Focus Fail: The average worker faces 275 interruptions a day! (our brains are basically sieves).

• 😱 Scream Queens: Horror films are killing at the box office (screams are cheaper than therapy).

• 💪🏻 Death Grip: Your grip shows how long you’ll live (hit the gym, or avoid handshakes).

💡 PRO TIP: Lead with the interruptions at work. Everyone will nod, while checking their phone…

ANSWER

🎬 The Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Kubrick's cultural phenomenon follows humanity's evolution from apes to space travel. When HAL 9000, the ship's AI, malfunctions, it decides to kill the crew trying to shut it down.

🍿 Cultural Impact

• Gave us “I'm sorry, Dave” — that red eye & calm, monotone voice has become iconic for AI gone bad.

• Predicted tablets, video calls, and AI assistants decades early.

• The film introduced AI to the public and influenced TV & film, including Alien, Blade Runner and Terminator.

🧠 Deep Dive

• Kubrick won his only Oscar for this film (Best Special Effects)

• My wife ALWAYS falls asleep in the first few minutes. 🤣

💬 YOUR TURN: What's your favourite AI movie? Hit 'reply' and let me know.

LAST WEEK’S POLL

📊 What's your take on tipping culture?

A) 👎🏻 Not a fan — 67%
B) 👍🏻 Necessary! They don't earn enough — 0%
C) 🤔 I don't mind, if the service is good — 37%

💬 Your Two Cents:

S.Y: “Tipping for a Starbucks pickup? McDonald’s? No thanks!!”

A.C: “Pay people enough to start with! Take note, USA bar and restaurant owners; customers exist to pay for their food and drink, not to make up the shortfall on your inability or refusal to pay a decent living wage!”

🗣️ Comment of the Week

Yup, the list continues! Trump is the King of the Hustle.🤑

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