🗣️ Big Fat Billionaire Wedding

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Today – Wedding Alert! 💍

Big Fat Billionaire Wedding 💒

Amazon billionaire and Bond villain lookalike Jeff Bezos married Lauren Sánchez—former news anchor, helicopter pilot, and professional eye magnet.
(Looking at you, Zuckerberg! 👀)

He threw a wedding in Venice so over-the-top it pumped $1.1 billion into the local economy—70% of the city’s annual tourism revenue in one weekend.

He spent $56 million on the party. That’s like an average person dropping $250 on a friend with Spotify and some fairy lights in the local church hall.

The real kicker? Guests expecting luxury gift bags got… Amazon slippers.
Nothing says “thanks for flying private” like budget footwear from your own warehouse.

While most couples are sweating over who sits next to that uncle, weddings everywhere are a bizarre cocktail of ancient superstition and cultural tradition.
Some highlights to drop into conversation about ‘getting hitched’:

• 💰 Most Expensive Ever: The Ambani wedding in India (2024) cost $600+ million, with Rihanna ($6M) and Justin Bieber ($10M) performing. Makes Bezos look like Temu.

• 👰 White Dresses Weren’t About Purity

  Queen Victoria wore white in 1840 to show her wealth—white fabric was expensive. Before that, brides just wore their nicest outfit. Any colour. Yes, even leopard print (If you’re from New Jersey)

• 🏭 Wedding Industry > Hollywood

  Americans now spend more on weddings than on cars. Average ceremony? $30,000+. (Love may be eternal, but so is the interest on that credit card)

• 💍 Why Men Wear Rings

  Not tradition—propaganda. Wartime marketers pushed it during WWII, so soldiers could feel closer to wives. Before that? Real men didn’t need jewellery to remember they were taken—they just sulked quietly.

• 🌹 June Weddings = Most Popular

  It’s supposedly named for Juno, Roman goddess of marriage.
  But let’s be honest: it’s probably the clear skies and open bar terraces.

💡 PRO TIP: Weddings are cultural mirrors. If you’re talking to someone from another country, ask, “What’s considered good luck at weddings where you’re from?”

🗣️ FOLLOW UP: “What's the weirdest wedding tradition you've heard of?”

⛔ DON’T SAY: “So when are you two getting married?” (Feel the room temperature drop, fast.)

FAMOUS WORDS

“Marriages are made in heaven. But so, again, are thunder and lightning.”
(Clint Eastwood, American film director, 1930 - )

Can you name the film?

💒 Most famous British rom-com ever?

⬇️ Answer at the end of this issue

WORD WISE

Wedding language is weirder than you think. Here are five common phrases that prove it:

• 💎 Pop the Question: To propose marriage
  16th-century British slang for any sudden question, now exclusively marriage proposals.
  “He popped the question after dinner, but she left before dessert”

• 💍 Tie the Knot: To get married
  From the ancient Celtic tradition of hand fasting, where couples’ hands were tied together with a cord.
  “After 8 years and two houseplants, they finally tied the knot.”

• 🔫 Shotgun Wedding: A forced marriage because of an unplanned pregnancy
  American slang from the early 1900s — the bride’s father forcing marriage at gunpoint
  “It wasn't exactly planned — more of a shotgun wedding.”

• 🧊 Cold Feet: Sudden nervousness before a major decision (especially a wedding)
  Soldiers with frostbite who couldn’t fight? Gamblers losing their nerve (and shoes?) No one is sure.
  “She said ‘yes’, but is getting cold feet”

• ⛓️ Ball and Chain: A (usually male) complaint about a spouse.
  Prison terminology for iron restraints. Romantic, eh?
  “Meet my ball and chain” (Don't actually say this…ever!)

🗣️YOUR TURN: Know any more? Reply and let me know.

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 THE CULTURE CODE

Why Mickey Mouse Beats Missiles

Last week, I was sweating through the Osaka Expo, expecting a barrage of questions from my kids.
The reality? They were too busy collecting stamps like tiny bureaucrats on a treasure hunt to ask anything beyond “Can you buy me this?” every five minutes. 💸

Long lines, overpriced food, and gift shops like rugby scrums.
But the pavilions were architecturally outstanding, the Ring was incredible, and watching countries compete for cultural influence got me thinking…

Why spend ¥235 billion ($1.6 billion) on this? Answer? Because ‘soft power’ shapes how the world sees you—and who wants to spend with you.

The Old Days: Empires used hard power—guns, ships, economic threats. The British approach: ‘Nice country you’ve got. Be a shame if someone civilised it.’ (Cue gunboats) 🇬🇧

The New Game: America cracked it. Instead of just boots on the ground, they exported jazz, Hollywood, and rock 'n' roll. Suddenly, everyone wanted to be American — fewer soldiers required. 🇺🇸

Korean Genius 🇰🇷: Seoul created a Ministry of Culture with one mission—export Korean culture globally. Result? K-pop, K-dramas, K-everything.
BTS became UN ambassadors and BLACKPINK even met the King of England. 👑🎤

Expo Masterclass: 🇩🇪 Germany said “Welcome to the future” with fun, interactive tech.
🇫🇷 France, with Vuitton, Dior, and wine, said “We were fabulous before the future existed.”

Why It Works: From gunboats to girl groups. People don't resist culture—they crave it. You can't drone-strike someone into loving you, but drop a banger🎵, and they’ll have a soft spot forever.

💡 Pro Tip: Next time someone dismisses pop culture as meaningless, remind them it's literally reshaping global politics. Still watching Squid Game? That’s soft power at work, one brutal death scene at a time. 😵

DECODE THIS

We all know The UN stands for The United Nations, right?

How about UNESCO?

Answer at the end of this issue.

ICONIC

👠 ICONIC: Anna Wintour Steps Down

After 37 years of ruling fashion with a bob haircut and a death stare, Anna Wintour is stepping down as Vogue’s editor-in-chief. She shaped global style, launched careers with a glance, and inspired Meryl Streep’s icy boss in The Devil Wears Prada.

Her first cover in 1988? Jeans on Vogue—revolutionary at the time.
Her quirks? She always wore shades, rarely carried a handbag (had people for that), and could destroy careers with a single sigh.

She has raised millions for charities and transformed The Met Gala into the fashion event of the year.

She advised Lauren Sánchez on her wedding dress… but skipped the wedding.
Maybe the thought of getting Amazon slippers was just too much…

💬 FOLLOW UP: “Do you have a favourite pair of jeans?” (Doesn’t everyone?)

⛔ DON'T SAY: “Wait, who's Anna Wintour?” (Didn't you just read this section?!)

BECAUSE THE ROBOTS ARE COMING

🦟 Mosquito vs. Machine

I'm writing this with nine mosquito bites itching my limbs. So when China unveiled mosquito-sized spy drones, my first thought wasn’t national security—it was “Great. Now I can’t tell if I’m being bitten... or bugged”

These things are terrifying. Micro-drones that can hover, spy, record (even kill?) One day you're swatting a bloodsucker, the next you're taking out Chinese tech with a flip-flop.

But more tech to the rescue: laser mosquito zappers are going viral—devices that track, target, and fry mosquitoes mid-air.

@crashcam_

Engineer created a laser defence system that kills mosquitoes #mosquitolaser #bugzapper #lasertechnology #smarttech #automatedtech #vira... See more

Soon, we could be lining our homes with them—defending against bites, bugs, and Bond-level mini-assassins.

Who knew the front line of global espionage would be your backyard BBQ?

Finally, an arms race I can get behind.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “What's the worst robot insect you can imagine?” (Mmm, robo-wasps or cyber-roaches?)

ANSWER

🎬 The Movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

Hugh Grant stammers his way through love, loss, and really awkward toasts as Charles, who keeps bumping into the perfect woman at—you guessed it—four weddings and a funeral.

🍿 Cultural Impact

• Made Hugh Grant a star and the king of romantic stuttering in rom-coms (until he did this 😳)

• The first five minutes — frequent and creative use of ‘the F-word’.

💬 FOLLOW UP: “What's your best wedding story?” Open, simple, engaging.

UNESCO?

United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization

Did you get it?

LAST WEEK

📊 How do you feel about the future?

A) 🌟 Optimistic – Technology will solve our problems - 20%
B) 😰 Pessimistic – We're heading for trouble - 40%
C) 🤷‍♂️ Cautiously hopeful – Some good, some bad - 40%
D) 🤔 No idea – too unpredictable to tell - 0%

💬 Your Two Cents:

S.Y: “The last 6 months don’t inspire much confidence for a sustainable future. Short-term elitism is the order of the day”.

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