🗣️ When Missiles Fly, Wallets Cry

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Today – Middle East Alert 🛢️🚨

😨 When Missiles Fly, Wallets Cry

What’s happening? Iran and Israel's conflict just went from proxy war to direct strikes—and your wallet's about to feel it.
Israel launched ‘Operation Rising Lion’ (bold branding), and Tehran countered with ‘Operation Severe Punishment’ (more disappointed dad).

It’s messy, and there are no easy good guys.

• Iran has threatened Israel for decades and is suspected of pursuing nuclear weapons.

• Israel faces growing international scrutiny for its actions in Gaza — with accusations of war crimes.

• Civilians, as always, pay the price.

The big question is — will Trump get sucked in? His peace talks with Iran were cancelled faster than a Netflix show.

The answer? It depends on the price of oil. 

🛢️ Black Gold, Texas Tea

Trump's been trying to keep oil prices down for months — his political survival depends on it.
High oil prices can wreck a presidency (just ask Jimmy Carter.) Americans would rather sell a kidney than walk to Walmart. 🚗

So, the Orange Emperor went speed-dating across the Middle East, cutting deals like a used car salesman.

Russia/Ukraine? Tariffs would squeeze Russia's oil revenue, and Putin would suddenly become very interested in peace (in theory)

But these missiles are messing everything up!

Oil prices spiked 13% after Israel attacked. If these prices go up, then so does inflation (again.) And the only thing dropping? Trump’s approval rating. 📉

💥 The Nuclear Option (Not That Kind)

Iran’s biggest ace — The Strait of Hormuz. 🚢

A 21-mile-wide choke point that handles 20% of global oil. That’s almost 17 million barrels a day.

If Iran closes it? Oil hits $100+ per barrel faster than you can say, “How much for eggs?!”

Could this happen? Well, China wouldn’t be happy (gets oil from Iran), and Iran would lose income too. So, it’s a risky move, but desperate men…

What a mess. Yup. And Putin? He’s loving it — oil is up, and so is his missile budget for Ukraine.

💡PRO TIP: Connect the dots between global chaos and daily life. When discussing complex conflicts, bridge to something people feel personally – like gas prices or grocery costs. It makes abstract geopolitics instantly relatable.

💬 FOLLOW-UP: “Do you think we’ll ever go fully renewable?” Missiles and oil feel a bit heavy for brunch? Steer it somewhere greener.

⛔ DON'T SAY "They deserve it!" That’s not a take — that’s a conversation grenade. No one knows who “they” are, but now you’re the villain.

 THE CULTURE CODE

💰 All That Glitters

Israel’s missile strikes pushed the price of gold back up, close to its record high of $3,500 an ounce. When things go boom, people go bling. Buy shiny rocks!

Gold’s the ultimate ‘safe haven’ asset. While stocks nosedive and currencies crash, gold just… sits there — smug, untouchable (and slightly judgy.)
It doesn’t pay dividends or collect rent, but it also doesn’t file for bankruptcy or start wars over sand.

✨ Did you know…Golden Facts

• Alien metal: Most of Earth’s gold came from meteorites 200 million years ago. Your wedding ring? Literally extraterrestrial. (Maybe why it’s yellow.)

• Tiny stash: All the gold ever mined fits inside a 68-foot cube — about the same as a 6-storey office building (or Elton John’s closet.)

• Surprisingly soft: Pure gold is so malleable you can bend it by hand — like a politician’s spine (but with more value)

• You're golden: The average human body contains 0.2 mg of gold — finally, proof you're worth something! (That’s why it’s called a blood bank…couldn’t resist.)

• Conspiracy: Elon Musk suspects Fort Knox (America’s gold vault) is empty. Because when you're bored and rich, why not add paranoid?

💡 PRO TIP: Gold is ‘the fear gauge’. When global anxiety goes up, prices spike.

💬 FOLLOW UP: “In a collapse, would you rather have gold... or toilet paper?” (Watch people actually think about it.)

⛔ DON'T SAY: “You should buy Bitcoin.” (Believe me, I’ve tried…)

FAMOUS WORDS

“I believe in the Golden Rule – The Man with the Gold… Rules.”
(Mr. T, American actor, 1952 -)

Can you name the film?

💰 A classic caper about gold, minis, and traffic jams.

⬇️ Answer at the end of this issue

WORD WISE

🌟 Golden Tongue

Gold isn't just a shiny metal – it's linguistic treasure. Here are some common gold expressions that'll make your conversations sparkle:

• Worth its weight in gold – Extremely valuable
  “In a global crisis, a good stock of instant noodles is worth its weight in gold.”

• Good as gold – Well-behaved or reliable

  “The kids were good as gold during the flight.” (So, never said by anyone, ever.)

• Heart of gold – a kind, generous person

  “Trump doesn’t have a heart of gold, but he does have a toilet of gold.”

• Gold digger – Someone who dates/marries for money
  “She’s not a gold digger, she just has expensive taste…in boyfriends.”

• Silence is golden – Knowing when to say nothing
  “At family dinner, when politics comes up, silence is golden.”

💡 PRO TIP: These work across all English-speaking countries – universal conversation currency.

🗣️ YOUR TURN: Know any more ‘golden’ language? Let me know, and I’ll put it in a future issue.

TALK TOOLBOX

You know those people who ask question after question but never really listen? (Always someone else, right? 😜)
What getting trapped at a Tokyo party taught me about asking the right questions.
About a 4-min read.

TALKING POINT

Remember back in issue #12, when we talked about AI replacing Hollywood?

Well, how about this ad:

• $300 to make

• Took one afternoon 😳

Just let that sink in…are ad execs freaking out or popping champagne?

💬 FOLLOW-UP: Can you think of any more? Vote and leave a comment!

DID YOU SEE…?

Lunch break or Happy Hour – Stories that stick

• 🕵️‍♀️ Spy Game: MI6 gets its first female boss after 115 years (007 straight to HR?)

• 🤖 Toy Story: Mattel teams up with OpenAI for "smart" Barbie (have they seen M3GAN?)

• 👶 Baby Bust: Japan's birth rate hits lowest since records began in 1899

💡 PRO TIP: Lead with the AI Barbie story – everyone has opinions about kids and technology.

ANSWER

🎬 The Movie: The Italian Job (1969)

Michael Caine leads a team of British thieves who steal £4 million in gold from Turin, Italy, using Mini Coopers to escape through the city's traffic jams.

🍿 Cultural Impact

• Gave us, “You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” — one of cinema's most quotable lines

• Made Mini Coopers cool…my dad even bought one

• Ended with cinema's greatest cliffhanger — literally hanging off a cliff

🧠 Deep Dive: The film's famous Turin car chase required 16 Mini Coopers, with several destroyed during filming. The sewer scenes? Shot in Coventry, UK — Turin’s sewers were too small for the cars.

💬 YOUR TURN: What's your favourite heist movie? Reply to this email and let me know!

LAST WEEK

📊 Would you let a robot surgeon operate on you remotely?

A) 🤖 Absolutely! Steady robot hands beat shaky human ones — 57%
B) 🤔 Maybe, if they're not using Windows CoPilot — 0%
C) 🚫 Nope — I want my surgeon in the same time zone — 43%

🗣️ Comment of the Week

Haha! 🤣 Funny, so we can ignore the typo 😜

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